Fred.....

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A cop stops a Harley for
traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name. “Fred,” he replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks. “Just Fred,” the
man responds.The officer is in a good mood and
thinks he might just give the biker a break and,
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
officer then presses him for the last
name.The man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Fred,
how did you lose your last name?” The biker
replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me.” I
was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got
good grades.

“When I got older, I
realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored
being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school.

“Dentistry was my dream! Got all
the way through school, got my degree, so then I
was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

“Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling
around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so
now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with
VD.

“Well, the ADA found out about
the VD, so they took away my
DDS.

“Then I was Fred Johnson, MD,
with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA
taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they
took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with
VD.

“Then the VD took away my Johnson so
now I am just Fred.” The officer just walked
away in tears, laughing his ass off!