Redneck Security

[Shadowlands]

REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: 1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots. 2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo. 3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines. 4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Butch went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the Dobermans; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think SKOUT took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back".

[breesmom]

LMAO!!!!!!

[HEXE- TINA]

I love this one

[nobite]

That's a good 'un.

I will admit to cleaning a gun when my daughter brought her boyfriends over. And, more than once I took those boys into the back yard where we shot some targets. (I live in the country.) Those kids didn't need to be told much else.