Post by deathmetal on Sept 8, 2012 9:02:20 GMT -5
Dearest Zira:
It is really unfortunate we had a downpour this morning. I know our resident princess hates being wet, and you are utterly miserable until you are dry.
Now, if you noticed your sister this morning...she noticed it was raining, did her business quickly ( both one and two) and was allowed immediately back inside after a quick towel dry.
You, on the other hand, decided to drink all the water in the outside water bowl. then stand there staring at it while it magically filled again. Then, you decided you were too wet for your liking and started cleaning yourself. In the middle of a downpour. Seeming unfazed by the fact that you were cleaning the same areas, I watched you for 10 minutes attempting to dry yourself in this fashion, scratching my head.
Finally you remembered you had business to attend to and went #2. This was the most pathetic scene I have ever seen. You looked at me with disdain - didn't I know your precious paws were wet?!
After that, you commited yourself once again to attempting to dry yourself. In a fit of despair, I went and got a sweater and your leash. Time to go for a walk. After 45 minutes of you looking at me like I've done some heinous, unspeakable crime I decided i was tired and stood still. For 20 minutes, while you jumped in my face, punched me, pulled towards home, and yes, attempted to soften my 'meanieness' with puppy eyes.
In the end, after a frustrated zoomie you walked away from me, turned your back and peed. You didn't even care about the party I was throwing for you at the end of the leash. So elegantly led the way home.
Little bitch
