Post by HEXE- TINA on May 21, 2012 9:14:04 GMT -5
Little Johnny
Little Johnny gets on a bus and sets next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'
Little Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
Johnny said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom . . . and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.”
Little Johnny gets on a bus and sets next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'
Little Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
Johnny said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom . . . and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.”
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